I Just Wanna Fly (On a Sugar High)
The Candy Man Can!
From the first puff of that candy cigarette, you were hooked. No use fighting it. Think back on that golden afternoon, sitting on the stoop in the sunshine with Mitch and the other neighborhood toughs — you knew you’d never be the same. It wasn’t too long before you were hitting the Smarties 24/7. You had to stay up just a little bit later to beat the Final Boss, so you snorted some sweet Pixy Stix. And now look at you. You’re eating a Snickers right now, aren’t you. That’s right, Dave. I’m talking to you. I’m trying to record this week’s damn podcast, but you’re high on candy. Get control of yourself, man!
Our theme song is by Tawny Frogmouth.
